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Description: Some guys are quick to call a girl a hoe, but even quicker to put their penis in one. Which day of the week do chickens despise most? The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The chickens come to a stop and start throwing the books into a pond where some frogs grab the books and throw them behind their back croaking "red-it red-it".

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